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This is the blog of a bossy, opinionated sock zombie who loves to read and has really great nails.
The Da Vinci Code - Dan Brown This is a book.

It has pages.

It has writing on the pages.

It has characters.

They are one-dimensional.

This book has a mystery.

The mystery is silly. Who doesn't know what five-word round thing was associated with Sir Isaac Newton?

This book also has a plot.

It is sillier than the mystery, even though it is supposed to be suspenseful.

This book is not worth the time I've just spent reviewing it, nor is it worth the time you've spent reading this review.

I am sorry.

Dan Brown should be sorrier.